Donkey Kong Bananza

A 3D platformer reviving the ape's adventures.

Review Score

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Pros
Cons

Pros are fresh platforming, deep story, skill progression, and Nintendo charm.

Cons include high expectations and thematic debates.

introduction

Donkey Kong Bananza, out in 2025 from Nintendo, brings back the classic platformer with modern twists. Breaking it down before scoops and Woke Meter.

Story and Characters

Plot has DK and Pauline battling an anti-capitalist villain on Ingot Island. Expands relationships, 15-20 hours. Story is a 10 out of 10.

Gamplay

Gameplay is 3D platforming with skill trees and creative levels. Fluid and fun. Curve is balanced. Gameplay gets a 10 out of 10.

Graphics and Sound

Graphics shine on Switch 2 with vibrant worlds. Soundtrack is bongo-tastic. Performance great. Graphics and audio earn a 10 out of 10.

Woke Nonsense Factor

Donkey Kong Bananza got called woke for anti-capitalistic and anti-fascistic themes, with backlash over Pauline's role and villain motives. Woke Meter at 50%—balanced controversy on social elements.

Final Verdict

Donkey Kong Bananza is peak platforming, bold and unforgettable. Minor gripes vanish in the fun. Must-play for Nintendo fans. NoobScoops.com, watch the Woke Meter. 10/10 Scoops – A banana split masterpiece.